It seems like you started adding random things to that list. Midgets and DSL !!
Way to go Grandma !
Charming !
Eat your heart out Brad Pitt !
I’m UTTERLY speechless !
Well, lets all be thankful that at least half is covered.
Everyone loves a man in yellow go-go boots!
I REALLY hope that isn’t what I think it is…
Oh, you want to take my son for a ride in your van? I don’t see a problem with that !
The Batmobile is being fixed – this is my spare car !..
If a cheetah and a leopard decided to mate, this would be the result
Why did you ever, E…V…E…R. think this was appropriate to wear in public?
Yeah – well thanks for telling me that NOW !
Every man has an NFL jersey AND short pink shorts in their wardrobe, right?
How the hell does she manage to wipe her ass ??
Got any grits flavour chewing gum !
Pimpin ain’t easy down at da walmart.
It’s like those shorts are managing to cover nothing and everything at the same time.
Where the hell is Catwoman !
I see that Britney Spears let herself go…….again !
If i asked you where i could buy that shirt your answer would be…….
Nobody aint gonna mess with me !
Kinda relieved that we don’t get a glimpse of the front too…
Is it even legal to look this good?
Have a nice……..jeeez…..what the f!!!!!!!!!
Just another goat shopping at Walmart…….what’s so funny !
Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.
Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished
BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, 'It really works!'
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